Love my tennis. Love my sports

But icy winds fly up shorts?

Lots of grunting. Lots of snorts.

As icy wind flies up my shorts.

Track suits worn upon the courts

Still icy wind flies up my shorts

Sarky comments. Snide retorts

That icy wind flies up my shorts

Bill and Mark are hard as quartz

As icy wind flies up my shorts

Ken, my partner’s face contorts

As icy wind flies up my shorts

Numb legs and feet are poor supports

As icy winds fly up my shorts

I start to feel quite out of sorts

As icy wind flies up my shorts

My victory the weather thwarts

As icy wind flies up my shorts

Today was chilly. One degree

Those icy winds have got to me!