Bez Berry

I Couldn't Say

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I meant to say wouldn't
I wouldn't say would
I could have said didn't
I'm mis-understood
I should have said shouldn't
I couldn't say could
I didn't say didn't
For that is no good
I haven't said haven't
I'm sure if I did
Then saying I didn't 
My meaning is hid
Or should I say hidden? 
That surely would pass
It would trump other words
That I speak through my arse
I've not got a clue 
What I'm going to say next 
No wonder the world 
Is so bloody perplexed