Bez Berry

Facebook Ads/ Enjoy the ride

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There are ads to fix your belly fat

And ads to make you wealthy

There are ads to cure incontinence

And ads to make you healthy

There are ads to boost intelligence

To make you extra clever

And ads to fix your aching bones

So you can live forever

Ads that promise everything

Which never come to pass.

Let me find the vendor

I will kick them up the arse.