Bez Berry

Predictive Text

The thing that leaves me quite perplexed
Is reading a predictive text 
'Dear Sir or Madman' - that's a start
'This painting is a worm of art'
'The weather - it is fart two cold'
It must be that I'm getting old 
'We hop that makes us nice and fit
Well maybe just a little bit 
'Butt hurt potatoes,' sounds just grand
'Buttered' you must understand 
'My mobility is on the blink'
My mobile - well It makes you think 
'He took an overdose of drums'
Admired now by all his chums 
'A taxi can is what we hired'
An opener will be required 
'The genital sound of  waterfalls'
We all know that's a load of balls 
Where will it end?  It's so absurd
The penis is mightier than the sword