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The Consumer
I purchased a hair dryer which was foolhardy I guess.
As I bought it from a website in Korea.
They were a new supplier and were cheaper I confess
Than British ones. Now what a good idea.
It arrived within a few days and I opened it in haste.
It seemed to match the picture on the box.
I plugged it in so slickly. I let no time go to waste
Then down my arm surged three electric shocks.
I do regret my purchase. It was foolhardy I know.
Events did not turn out the way I planned.
With scorch marks on my poor face and my earlobes all aglow
And piece of melted plastic in my hand.
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