Remember Windows ?
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Remember Windows 95?
Oh what a time to be alive
Then came Windows 98
That was one I did not rate
Windows ME? - Not too bad
But then 2000 drove me mad
XP was good. I must be fair
And then came Vista - I'd despair
Soon I found my laptop heaven
When I installed Windows 7
Later on came Windows 8
Let's be honest - Wasn't great!
8 point 1 no major shift
And then came 10 - you get my drift
Lots of bells and whistles here
But things were missing I held dear
And worst of all its constant need
To upgrade, for it's guaranteed
To do it when you want it least
Microsoft's a funny beast
Can't you do it once a year
So we can work without the fear
Of constant interruptions please?
I'm begging you upon my knees
Save your upgrades make them rarer
Avoid the dreaded 'System Error.'
If you don't I'll surely crack
And buy a bloody Apple Mac!
