THE DUEL
(Pass the bucket)
Hi Grandpa here's a brand new game -
You can be my climbing frame.
I'll scramble up you with disdain
Then kick your nuts and cause you pain.
Hey Grandpa please don't be a drag
You're perfect as my new punch bag
An upper cut to rock your brain
Then kick you in the nuts again.
Hey Grandpa here's a lot of fun
I've recently acquired this gun.
It fires a foam projectile thing
And when it hits will make you sting!
Hey Grandpa can you be my horse?
You must be on all fours of course
I'll kick your ribs to make you start
Then paralyse you with a fart.
(One of the most disgusting kind
That can destroy the soul and mind.)
Hey Grandpa are you leaving. Why?
I'm only six. You'll make me cry.
You've got to go? Well that's OK.
We'll finish this another day
And then I'll fight you on the rug
But just for now - a kiss and hug.
