Dentitht
I’d like to thank the dentitht
For thorting out my teeth
For thuch thtupendous treatment
That saved me from mutth grief
The drilling and the filling
The thalty thaline drip
The thaucy converthastion
Awayths weady with a quip
The dental nurth who standth there
With the needleths on a tray
And when you're getting down to it
Thshee tendths to turn away
The thsiny light that glareth into
My eyeths and gaping throat
Say 'aah' you thay. I thry my bethst
But thound juthst like a goat.
The drill whirlths with thome menath
It thrieks a high pitched thcream
But I've had anaethetic
That numbed me like a dream
I feel the thtrange vibrationths
Itsth over in a flath
Then comth the thquirting water
With much more thpray than thplasth
The fillingsth done quite quickly
A final rinsth then thpit
I'm heading home quite thatithfied
I only sthquealed a bit
And stho I nursthe a cocoa
I thup it with thum care
My throbbing cheek ith thwollen
It thumhow theems unfair
For when I left the thurgery
And thoftly said, 'Adieu’
He said he’d just fixthd one of them
There'th thix more left to do!
