Dave's Dosh
There was a young man called Dave
Who discovered a new way to save.
He said it was just
His dad's offshore trust.
Is that any way to behave?
The press all hate how I administer
But hear me I've done nothing sinister
Yes, I am on their books
But it's not what it looks.
Believe me for I'm the Prime Minister."
Trump
I do not like you Donald Trump. I think your views are weird
At first I thought your words were jokes but it's worse than I feared
Your messianic ramblings don't reflect democracy
Your constant contradictions well - they are the new hypocrisy
You claim you are so powerful that you can force the truth
From the mouths of enemies, like the pulling of a tooth
It's strange how though you 'know it all,' you said the other day
You'd never heard of David Duke the guy from KKK
I'm glad that he supports you, with his racist views 'an' all'
Perhaps he could lend you a hand and help you build your wall
Eleven million immigrants you're going to throw them out;
The doctors? teachers? nurses? engineers? I have no doubt
You'll fail in this endeavour. Please correct me if I'm wrong
Your grandpa was a German. So will you be staying long?
And the world now hears you talk and hear you speak your mind
Uninterrupted, free! It is the blind leading the blind
