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We were discussing how some girls don't have a song to their name. It's OK for the Carols, Sherrys, Carolines etc. So I have put together this magnificent set of lyrics that now just needs a tune to hit the charts.
Oh Janet
'Oh Janet
You're the best girl on the planet
You’re as tough as Scottish granite
Your career you did not plan it
And you used to live in Thanet
Your new book? I think they'll ban it!
Your pale skin you like to tan it
The Great North Run - I think you ran it
Your face gets hot. You like to fan it
This song I really ought to can it
I'm sure the critics will all pan it
It's not that hard to unnerstannit'
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